Mean Mr. Mustard
E E7
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
E
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B B7 C7 Db7 D7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D D7 Db7 C7 B7
Saving up to buy his new clothes
B
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a mean old man, mean old man
E E7
His sister Pam works in a shop
E
She never stops she's a go-getter
B B7 C7 Db7 D7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
D7 Db7 C7 B7
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E
[E] Mean Mr Mustard sleeps [E7] in the park
Shaves in the [E] dark, trying to save paper
[B] Sleeps in a hole in the road B7 C7 Db7 D7
Saving up to buy his new clothes D7 Db7 C7 B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a [E] mean old [C7 B7] man, [E] mean old [C7 B7] man
[E] His sister Pam works [E7] in a shop
She never [E] stops she's a go-getter
[B] Takes him out to look at the Queen B7 C7 Db7 D7
Only place that he's ever been D7 Db7 C7 B7
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a [E] dirty old [C7 B7] man, [E] dirty old [C7 B7]man
B7 C7 Db7 D A E, D A E
