Terry Pratchett. Soul music
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- Terry Pratchett. Soul music
- THE HISTORY
- YES. I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING.
- HMM?
- SORRY. I WAS THINKING. WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID?
- I THOUGHT THAT WAS A KIND OF SOAP.
- HOW VERY USEFUL. CLEAN INSIDE AND OUT.
- HMM?
- ALBERT . . .
- I HAVE BEEN WONDERING . . .
- EXCUSE ME.
- YOU TOOK A LOT OF FINDING. BUT I AM GOOD AT IT.
- I AM TOLD YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
- I HAVE.
- YES. CL. THE OTHER HAND MAKES THE AP.
- OR POSSIBLY EAU DE NIL.
- YES, YOU HAVE. TAKE IT FROM ME.
- WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE THE WAY THEY ARE?
- THEN I WILL ASK YOU A SIMPLER QUESTION. HOW DO HUMANS FORGET?
- FORGET ANYTHING. EVERYTHING.
- NO. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. DOORKNOBS. THE PLAY OF SUNLIGHT
- AH, YES.
- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK?
- SQUEAK. SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK--
- SQUEAK?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- CURRY GARDENS
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQEAUFF.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK.
- SNH, SNH, SNH.
- SNH, SNH, SNH.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- IS THIS THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
- I WISH TO JOIN.
- THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION.
- SERGEANT?
- ER ...
- KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION?
- FORGET?
- PROBABLY NOT.
- KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION ...
- I SEE YOU CAN REMEMBER ABOUT SAND.
- I NEVER DO.
- UNIFORM?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- NO. I CANNOT BE BIDDEN. I CANNOT BE FORCED. I WILL ONLY DO THAT WHICH I
- ALBERT?
- WOULD YOU BE SO GOOD AS TO MAKE ME A CUP OF TEA, PLEASE.
- THANK YOU.
- I HAVE A UNIQUE MEMORY.
- I DID SAY UNIQUE. YOUR NAME IS--
- NOT FOR US.
- BONY KNEES?
- YOU CAME HERE TO TELL ME THAT?
- HE WAS VERY BAD AT IT.
- ANOTHER CUP, IF YOU WOULD BE SO GOOD.
- RAT?
- OH, YES. I REMEMBER. HMM. A HUMAN DOING MY JOB? TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE,
- THANK YOU, ALBERT. YES.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CATS?
- AND YOUR MEMORY? YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY?
- I SHOULD NEVER HAVE ADOPTED YOUR MOTHER.
- AH. INTERESTING.
- GRANDFATHER I CAN LIVE WITH. GRANDAD? ONE STEP AWAY FROM GRAMPS, IN MY
- I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST,
- HE HAS NO LIFE. HE HAS MUSIC.
- YOU COULD PUT IT LIKE THAT.
- LIFE IS EXTENSIBLE. IT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY AMONG HUMANS. NOT OFTEN.
- INDEED? WELL, WELL, WELL ...
- IT IS ... INTERESTING.
- IT IS NOTHING IMPORTANT. A PIECE OF MYTHOLOGICAL DEBRIS. MATTERS WILL
- HE WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD IN A MATTER OF DAYS.
- ARE YOU ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED WITH THE YOUNG MAN?
- WHY SHOULD YOU CARE, THEN?
- BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE RATHER STUPID AND WASTE THEIR LIVES. HAVE YOU NOT
- HAH.
- I WAS FOOLISH. TO CHANGE THE FATE OF ONE INDIVIDUAL IS TO CHANGE THE
- HAH.
- YOU SAY THAT TO ME? YOU STAND THERE IN YOUR PRETTY DRESS AND SAY THAT
- REALLY ... BONY KNEES?
- GOOD EVENING.
- ENOUGH WHAT, SERGEANT?
- YES. IT IS CERTAINLY VERY DULL.
- I AM AFRAID SO.
- OFFICE.
- THIS ASSISTS PEOPLE TO FORGET, DOES IT?
- THE PIT.
- AH. DO YOU MIND IF I ASK A QUESTION?
- DO YOU MIND IF PERHAPS I HAVE ANOTHER DAY?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- GENTLEMEN?
- TAKE IT FROM THE TOP?
- SQUEAK!
- YES.
- YES. INACCURATE, TOO.
- STRONG ENOUGH TO DROWN WORMS?
- IT APPEARS I HAVE ONLY FORGOTTEN ONE THING.
- I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO GET DRUNK.
- ONE CUSTOMER, ANYWAY.
- YES?
- YOU SEE. YOU SHEE. YOU SEE STUFF LOOMING UP LIKE ICEBERG THINGS AHEAD
- REALLY?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SPARE A COPPER, YOUNG SIR?
- GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK. SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK?
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK?
- SQUEAK.
- YES. I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING.
- I REMEMBER YOU. AND NOW UNDERSTAND THIS: YOUR PARENTS KNEW THINGS MUST
- SAVE? FOR WHAT? A LIFE THAT HAS RUN OUT? SOME THINGS END. I KNOW THIS.
- SQUEAK.
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK!
- SQUEAK!
- AH. SORRY.
- ER. THIS IS VERY EMBARRASSING. SHE HAS SOME OF MY POWER. I DO SEEM
- AND SOMEWHERE IN THIS TOWN IS A HORSE I CAN RIDE.
- EXCUSE ME.
- THANK YOU.
- I NEED YOUR CLOTHES.
- GIVE ME YOUR COAT.
- NOW, LET ME SEE ...
- NO.
- OH, BLAST.
- OH B-
- BRING THEM BACK.
- IT WAS NOT A REQUEST.
- I CANNOT.
- BUT HE CAN.
- SNH, SNH, SNH.
- HISTORY TENDS TO SWING BACK INTO LINE. THEY ARE ALWAYS PATCHING IT UP.
- AS WELL.
- NOT ME. YOU MIGHT.
- LIFE CAN BE SHARED.
- WELL, IT HAS BEEN A LONG DAY.
- YES.
- IT SEEMS SO. BUSY, BUSY, BUSY.
- YES.
- YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A HOME THERE. IF YOU WANT IT.
- I SHALL KEEP YOUR ROOM EXACTLY AS YOU LEFT IT.
- A MESS.
- I CAN HARDLY SEE THE FLOOR. YOU COULD HAVE TIDIED IT UP A BIT.
- YES. THE HISTORY OF THE LAST FEW DAYS HAS BEEN ... DIFFERENT. YOU DID
- YOU DID.
- YOU GOT AN A.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE REVISED MORE.
- YES?
- SOMETIMES THE WORLD NEEDS CHANGING.
- YES?
- REALLY?
- YOU REALLY LIKED IT?
- THANK YOU.
- UNLIKE YOU?
- I THINK YOU JUST WENT OUT FOR A MOONLIGHT STROLL.
- I SUPPOSE ... ?
- SNH, SNH, SNH.
- YOU UNDERSTAND I WAS JUST CHECKING?
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW?
- STILL GOT YOUR BOTTLE?
- SO STOP GRINNING LIKE THAT.
- LOOKS PERFECTLY LOGICAL TO ME.
- THE END
